What the fuck?

So, I've never blogged before, but I'm fairly certain I just added myself as a follower. I don't give a shit about social sites, and really the only reason I'm blogging is so I can make some money. In fact I'm really hoping people give a fuck about what I whine about. Question though: Google, does it seem like a good idea to even allow people to follow themselves? What kind of narcissism are you trying to breed here? Is it an attempt to foster the adolescent girl's dream of the world literally orbiting around them (yeah, the world orbits around something, doesn't revolve around anything but an axis, dipshits). I know the internet is pretty idiot friendly, but really, someone needs to check this shit. Could I follow me following me? Could I follow me following me following me? I want to make a post and have 7,000 new emails letting me know that I just posted. In case I forgot that I posted. Come to think about it, unless you're targeting 14 year old girls, the only real target for this entire concept is... people with Alzheimer's. What do you have against old people with aluminum in their brains Google? What did they ever do to you?